the next batch
The Joulebody glasses, with seeds moving inside the lenses

starting fresh,
with 17g of protein.

the 1% of the healthy food aisle.

You loved the first bites, and we kept working on them. The new cacao bites carry 17g of plant protein from pumpkin seed and hemp, and the new hibiscus bites bring 8g of fiber. Both are made without protein isolates, glycerin or sugar alcohols.

join for first access when the bites launch. order any tea or powder today and the first 15 orders get a free taste tucked in the box. shop the teas

  • cacao
  • pumpkin seed
  • hemp
  • aรงaรญ
  • lucuma
  • chia
  • flax
· cacao· maca· ashwagandha· L theanineSuperfood Adaptogen Powder pouch
4ingredients,
no added sugar
The Joulebody glasses mugone scoop, one cup
ready to ship today

superfood
adaptogen powder.

Real cacao, grown in South America, with maca. One scoop in warm nut milk and that's my morning.

One pouch · $42
What's inside

Skip it if you're pregnant or nursing, have a thyroid condition or take prescriptions, and check with your doctor.

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meet the bites

two new bites,
built on seeds you can picture.

Cacao, pumpkin seed and hemp on linencoming soon

cacao protein bites

  • 17gprotein
  • 6gfiber
  • 240calories

Hero ingredients: cacao, pumpkin seed, hemp. Per 55g serving.

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Aรงaรญ, hibiscus, lucuma, chia and flax on linencoming soon

hibiscus bites

  • 8gfiber
  • 9gprotein
  • 240calories

Made with lucuma. Hero ingredients: aรงaรญ, lucuma, flax, chia. Per 55g serving.

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why joulebody

joulebody vs
the typical bar.

A lot of bars lean on protein isolates and fiber syrups. Ours start with whole seeds, and the label shows it. Our sweetener counts as sugar on our label, and we don't dress it up as fiber.

 
Joulebody
The typical bar
Protein
Protein from seeds, with no isolate powders
Whey, collagen or protein isolates
Sweetness
No sugar alcohols, no fiber syrups
Sugar alcohols and fiber syrups
Additives
No glycerin and no gums
Often glycerin, gums and fillers
Organic
Organic
Rarely
Yvette Rose formulating a batch at her kitchen counter· turmeric· fennel seeds
our story

13 years
in the making.

It started with turmeric and fennel seeds, and with my own postpartum body asking for something better. Two women, still tasting every batch.

13years of formulating
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